HARD TO MAKE THIS UP II – AT 9:48 P.M. ET:  Just read this, just read it.  It happened in Florida:

A 17-year-old girl was charged Friday with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, unlawful possession of a firearm and battery after deputies say she pulled a gun on her mother during an argument.

Rachel Anne Hachero was upset because her mother wouldn't co-sign on a vehicle purchase, according to a Lee County Sheriff's Office report.

The teen's mother told investigators Hachero threatened to kill her when she refused to co-sign for the vehicle.

Hachero then confronted her mother at home with a gun and pistol-whipped her head, according to the report.

After pistol-whipping her mother, Hachero pointed the gun at her mother's head and stomach and told her she was going with her to sign for the car, according to the report.

The mother told investigators Hachero ordered her mother into the vehicle and demanded she drive to the dealership to sign for the car or she would shoot her.

Hachero and her mother then went to Sutherlin Nissan on South Tamiami Trail, where she had her mother sign for a 2004 black Nissan 350Z. Hachero left the dealership in the vehicle.

Now, drumroll, get this:

The mother told investigators she did not want to press charges against Hachero, because she had recently been accepted to several Ivy League colleges.

COMMENT:  Yup.  Those Ivies sure have high standards.  They're great judges of the best and the brightest.  And they apparently put great stress on the ability to pistol-whip mama.  Hey, it's a skill for the oppressed!

Fight fiercely Harvard.

March 30, 2011